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God hates me. I will get the nonsensical explanation of that statement in a moment.

I have extensive files with hours of documented proof. Come challenge this one day and you will be amazed. My existence is freakish, my stars portentious, my skill sets and abilities abnormal, and i live under a constant cloud of suspicion because none of you have met anyone like me, and just can't believe i am real. i am the most handicapped of non-handicapped people i know, and i have a nasty and continued relationship with a God that i do not believe in, nor appreciate the "tests" he sets for his alleged people, so you can begin to get an idea of how my days generally run.

IN OTHER NEWS

The cold is affecting my fingers, i'm over it.

Hand me the identities of your buddies in South Florida - Miami, Boca, Hollywood, Ft Lauderdale, etc etc

Now.

Thank you.

Your glorious leader.

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geminibalance
Oct. 3rd, 2009 09:18 am (UTC)
Love you. Will miss you, tho it's good to see you up and running again.
smokedamage
Oct. 6th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
You still owe me dinner btw, i ain't gone just yet!
geminibalance
Oct. 6th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
YES! Are you free tomorrow night?
smokedamage
Oct. 6th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Sadly, no. I will be with my juggalo brethren at the Dark Carnival.

tigersharkiv
Oct. 3rd, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
Hardly ever headed out your way but it's always been a pleasure man. Like you said though, you seem to live an irregular life, so maybe we'll meet again some day.
smokedamage
Oct. 6th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
Likewise,mate. Come to the beach...
drhoz
Oct. 4th, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
*checks God's blog*

Hey. you're right, he does hate you!

http://stuffgodhates.com/2009/09/84-you/
smokedamage
Oct. 6th, 2009 02:33 am (UTC)
What an absolute load of bollocks. I have never disappointed the entity that i do not believe in.
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