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re: where i work

1) fuck that one place and the management and the fucking waitresses
2) fuck that other places customers

re: tv advertising in america

penis enhancement in some form or other.

Save money! Burn more calories doing less, and then Fast Food! Do this diet! No, do that Diet! Take these pills for something (side effects may include: diarrhea, skin rashes, loss of sight or hearing, heart attack, stroke, or death)
prices seem to be bottoming out. You can get eight shamWows for twenty bucks. you can get the home gym thing that Chuck Norris, Wesley Snipes and Christie Brinkley all use for two months free before you have to commit to paying for it. You can even buy a car and if you lose your job - give it back to them - that's a selling point of their ad. That right there is advertising that speaks to what's left of the middle class of america.

Some cable company goes a step further to appeal to the idiots in the country with a former tv show character telling people he likes his cable company because the billing is simple and he's an idiot.

and King of the Hill is still more terrifying accurate than i can even begin to describe.

However, House, Heroes and Burn Notice make me happy.

Keith Olbermann gives me wood

i just saw a news spot for a "High Heel workout"

My roommate is concerned that if you left the house in Green Bay where the forecast is -32F, with the smallest piece of snot hanging from your nose, it would freeze. The main reason why Philly doesn't live in Philly any more is because it's too fucking cold. and do you realise that there are only four teams left for the Superbowl and one of them is your Philadelphia Eagles</b>. I keep telling him i don't have any Philadelphia Eagles. I have the Pity City Steelers!

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bezique
Jan. 19th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)

Some cable company goes a step further to appeal to the idiots in the country with a former tv show character telling people he likes his cable company because the billing is simple and he's an idiot.


He had a TV show? I thought he was just an idiot.
smokedamage
Jan. 22nd, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
Philly tells me he was on "everybody Loves Raymond", i have no idea.

I find it the most disturbing form of advertising, and it really makes me sick. How i long for nonsensical but memorable advertising like the following...
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