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Happy Slut-o-ween little ones!

On Halloween you can dress as anything you could possibly want to be, and most of the girls on The Street tonight apparently want to be hookers. Instead of doorknocking for candy and trick-or-treating, they will be bar-hopping for free shots looking like they are ready to turn tricks.

Worked in ex-Miilke, ex-a-bunch-of-other-names but still Ghettosburg last night, and had to stop serving at about 0100 hours because about fifteen fat hookers decided to get up on the bar and shake their booties / writhe about / act like strippers without taking anything off. Probably a good thing.

I was sorely tempted to take my soda gun and spray the lot of them down and The Professional giggled and urged me on but i showed restraint. I especially wanted to douse the hooker lolling about on my well who scattered my glassware (all plastic of course, Ghettosburg customers can't be trusted with glass), fruit, and would not get her hooves out of my ice well.

Back at the restaurant tonight. I really have no costume but i also don't really care.

Tik. Tok.

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whisperer12
Nov. 1st, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
You should never deny The Professional. After all, he taught you what he knew. Plus, it would have been worth it. After all, it is the small joys in life that make up for all the crap.
cynical_rabbit
Nov. 3rd, 2008 10:54 am (UTC)
No costume ... i find that hard to believe. Pirate? Maori gangster? Arts student? Gamer geek? Gay biker?

Will send mighty_whitey the link to this entry. He will want to know more details about the king-sized hookers :P btw guess who he has moved back in with? the cycle of un-life, no?
smokedamage
Nov. 5th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
so i heard. i think he is a genuine masochist.

I ended up being the future Hiro Nakamura from heroes because i have a leather jacket and a sword.
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