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Attn: Freaks

1 - I have no regular internet connection. I am working on this.
2 - I did not drown at the river, despite money (well, shots) being laid that i would.
3 AND MOST IMPORTANT - THE Rachel Young / rachelsoma, THE infamous WEFmoderator, and filthy assistant to the self proclaimed internet god, will be here in Dallas, fresh from hob-nobbing with comic book people at Sandy Eggo, for a very short time before heading back to live out her life in luxury with dancing boys, mojitos, and hugely muscled black men waving palm fronds on her private island under southern skies. There will be a single public appearance at the Goth Club on Sunday, where she will be signing your preferred body part (bring your own sharpie) in exchange for alcohol. She may even touch you with something that Warren Ellis spat or ashed on.

Be advised.

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sableagle
Aug. 4th, 2007 11:48 am (UTC)
You do know sharpies are poisonous, right?

Bring food colouring and a paintbrush. It's far more intimate.
smokedamage
Aug. 8th, 2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Yes, Shh.

and yes, fair point.
rachelsoma
Aug. 11th, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
Ha! I just saw this!
theamazingamber
Aug. 13th, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)
"I did not drown at the river, despite money (well, shots) being laid that i would"

...

I kept reading "being laid that i would" in the sense that being laid = having sex. And based on that sentence, I was thinking that either your friends were getting "laid" for your potential drowning, or YOU were... either way sex doesn't seems like something losing a life over...depending, of course.
smokedamage
Aug. 24th, 2007 11:11 pm (UTC)
:)
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