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August 10, 2006

Dear Customer,

This morning, the Secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has heightened the security level with immediate effect. In planning your travel, we strongly suggest you be prepared for several extra hours of wait time at airport security and even be prepared to check all carry-on bags. Please monitor the TSA website (www.tsa.gov), your airport website and the ATA website (www.ata.com) on a regular basis for the latest updates.

Additionally, please be aware, due to this heightened security level no liquid or gel is permitted in sterile areas through screening check-points or to be in accessible property or on one's person, except:

1) Baby formula, breast-milk or juice if a baby or small child is traveling.

2) Prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger's ticket.

3) Insulin and essential other non-prescription medicine.

Restricted liquid and gels include beverages, shampoo, sun tan lotion, creams, toothpaste, hair gel and other items of similar consistency.

We appreciate your understanding and look forward to seeing you onboard an ATA flight soon.

Oh for fucksake.

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smokedamage
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:51 am (UTC)
i'm thinking blowing up the entire world might be a better idea. Humans truly are too stupid.
notcharming
Aug. 11th, 2006 01:33 am (UTC)
i wonder if that means they'll provide refreshments for free now...
smokedamage
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:51 am (UTC)
DON'T YOU SEE? NO DUTY FREE BOOZE!
40hex
Aug. 11th, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
What, you didn't expect them to leave their crimes in Lebanon on the screens much longer did you?

Oh... and that other place... what was it called? Oh, that's right, Iraq.

Afghanistan? Where's that?
smokedamage
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)
i remember the days when they used to call Mark Waugh "afghanistan".

sigh...
disgruntledgrrl
Aug. 11th, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
See ya came from the Outback
As the slogan on the restaurant says "NO Rules, just right."

Whereas here we're "No rights, just rules."
trickykitty
Aug. 11th, 2006 03:25 am (UTC)
Re: See ya came from the Outback
LOLOL
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notcharming
Aug. 11th, 2006 05:25 am (UTC)
al & i dont like the bc border... horrible nasty border guards!
smokedamage
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:49 am (UTC)
fuck canada.
moi_downunder
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:18 am (UTC)
i blow my nose at zeir so-called Bush King! his mozer was a hamster and his fazer smells of elderberries!
smokedamage
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:48 am (UTC)
your german is showing :)
whisperer12
Aug. 13th, 2006 11:03 am (UTC)
Big Love in real life
Thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14326039/
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