Smoke Damage (smokedamage) wrote,
Smoke Damage

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The focus has been so great that Pagan Awareness Network Incorporated (PAN Inc), an association that represents witches and other followers of pagan religions, has been forced to put out a news release denying rumours that it has the inside scoop on events.

"Contrary to popular belief, witches don't get along with the antichrist," PAN Inc President, David Garland said.

"Most of us don't believe he exists and, the few that do, think he's a pain in the arse.

"So if anything calamitous happens tomorrow, it wasn't us, and we didn't know anything about it."

I'm already here, bitches!
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