Getting spanked with my own belt - not so good
The blonde hits like a girl.
Saying that and waving my hands in a "bring it" fashion - not going to go down in history as my best idea.
Mike and Tommy to die later.
My shredded silk boxers are hanging on a bra from the roof.
and the last karaoke song of the night just had to be "Hotel California"
it's a fucking curse.