but that doesn't stop me from instinctively doing things that draw attention to me.
helping some girl get her baby and pram on the bus - before i know it i've said "would you like some help?".
The baby stares at me lots. I hate babies. They smell and they're sticky, and they create a sticky field around them, but the mother flashes me a smile and thanks me.
I slink unsuccessfully - i don't slink very well for a start, i'm not built for it, and i've ust carried a pram onto a bus, so i can guarantee that everyone is looking at me - to the back of the bus and try to do my obfuscation trick. Which doesn't work.
i hate being me.